March 9 - What a Moron

I guess we now know why Newt has not been all that hot to hop on the presidential race-horse. Turns out that even as his Congress was teaching former President Clinton a thing or two about the meaning of the word "is", Newt was getting a little something on the side. News Story Here

What is it with these people? Maybe I'm the strange one. I just don't see the attraction of extra marital affairs. I'm sure the risk is exciting and all and that new relationship smell just can't be beat, but those new sports cars just cost so darned much. Besides that, unless you pay it off, you still have to make the payments on the old car. The only sensible thing to do in those situations, if you really can not live with your old, er, car, is to properly trade in the old one before buying a new one. And don't bother with test drives. What was I writing about again? Oh yeah...

It's a shame, because I think Newt would generally make a good President, but his personal flaws are likely to make him un-electable.

P.S. I plan to drive my present car until the wheels fall off and then I'll just sit there and listen to the radio so don't anyone go getting the wrong ideas.